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Hey, dieser Eintrag könnte Erwachseneninhalte enthalten, darum ist er nicht mehr öffentlich zu sehen.
Hieronymus Bosch c. 1520-1530
Temptation of Saint Anthony (detail)
*drives 2 miles an hour* : libra, GEMINI, pisces, cancer, leo, aquarius.
“USE YOUR SIGNAL YOU COW!“: ARIES, virgo, TAURUS, capricorn, scorpio, sagittarius.
(via dailypaddys)
Kellner: Zusammen oder getrennt?
Ich: Es ist kompliziert!
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
@messymansion #mm18 #bees #honeycomb @lovelaquer #serumno5 #nailstamping #nailpolish
submitted by darklydesigned
tru zodiac descriptions
aries: get a job nerd
taurus: really intimidating and likes plants
gemini: u talk too fast
cancer: cute and probably cries a lot
leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot
virgo: get that stick out of ur ass
libra: satans cousin 3 times removed
scorpio: pretty ok with murder
sagittarius: wow rude
capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money
aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void
pisces: really excited about birthday parties
(via hawkate)